1) Open internet explorer, and type http://blogger.com. (People like Shiya didn't know this -.-)
2) You will find yourself at blogger's homepage. If you have gmail, your username would be your gmail and your password would be your gmail password. So for example, my username would be phoenixangelpower@gmail.com and my password would be .. my password would be .. would be .. erh .. ***********. (Of course, I wouldn't be stupid enough to post my whole password to the whole world, would I?)
3) If you had typed in your username and password and nothing seems to be happening (and you find yourself like an idiot staring at a computer screen waiting for absolutely nothing), please check that you have clicked "SIGN IN". Only then, would something actually happen.
4) Now, you should find yourself redirected to your "dashboard". If you don't find yourself at your dashboard, there are a few reasons why this is so: (a) You probably didn't click "SIGN IN", (b) You probably tried signing in with my username (aka phoenixangelpower@gmail.com) and tried guessing my password, but failed (HA. HA. NICE TRY!), (c) You probably forgot your username OR your password OR both your username and password. Here, I'd like to recommend you to eat ginko nuts on a regular basis- I heard it helps to boost your bain capacity / memory, (d) Your computer probably sucks big time. So you're not allowed to blame me for not being able to see your dashboard, BLAME YOUR COMPUTER!! (e) Actually I don't have a fifth reason, but 5 is better than 4 because our nation's flag has 5 stars.
5) You should be reading step 5 now, because I assume you were smart enough to figure out how to get to the "dashboard". At the "dashboard", you should try to scroll down the page to find "touchrug <3". Then, click "+New Post".
6) Type whatever you want to blog in the huge white rectangle box. After typing everything, click the orange button with the white word "PUBLISH" at the bottom of the white box, and TA-DA! You have just blogged something on our touchrug blog!
Isn't my step-by-step guide really efficient? Well I wanted to put 5 steps only (seeing that 5 is a better number than 4, as explained earlier), but I couldn't summarise everything to only 5 steps. Well 6 isn't such a bad number anyway, because 5 stars + 1 crescent moon = 6!!
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